Jim: When are we going to get to see some of those famous Beesly dance moves?
Pam: Oh… I’m pacing myself.
Where are they?!?!?!?
I made the title of this “where are they”, simply meaning one thing. WHERE ARE ALL THE DECENT GUYS IN THE WORLD. Yes, there are rumors that exist. The ones I keep running into though are the ones who block me in car garages just for the sake of being a pain in my butt. There was one today that was driving by as I was crossing the street that just screamed HEY! as they drove by. Crossing that same street, I get honks, “daaaanggggg girrllll”s, and screams like this ignorant huma being did today. First, I feel the need to say that NO relationship of mine has EVER or WILL EVER begin with a dannnnnnggggggg or a look that was remotely inappropriate or anything of that nature. I am by no means a feminist, but I am also not a slut and definitely not just looking to hook up with the first guy who can mutter a daannnnngggg. So where is he?!?!?!?! “He.” “He” is said to exist somewhere in the universe. This guy that will respect me, be kind to me, and stick up for me when ignorant boys pull this crap. Well I can tell you, the only boys I’ve met are just that, boys. Ignorant boys. They remind me exactly why I’m single. So if there are any decent guys out there, good for you! You are a rare species and are looked fondly upon. For the rest of you boys, grow up and learn from the decent ones.
